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Post by catfann120 on Jul 30, 2009 3:14:02 GMT 1
Janette:What is he talking about? Karla:You know what? I really don't know. Melissa:Does he want us to dance with Cat's friends? Nigel:I reckon you not to try that. We're going to beat them up, aren't we? Mary:I thought that's what Cat had in mind. Asuka:Let's go talk to Shane and see what's going on. Evan:Good idea. Brandon:Come on, you guys. Let's go and figure this all out. Cat:If any of you see Declan, could you smack him for me?
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Post by ericcantona203 on Jul 30, 2009 11:38:02 GMT 1
Shane: I told them they could have some dancers what i didnt tell them that it would be "Sex" and that other dude from season 5 auditions! ;D
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Post by catfann120 on Jul 30, 2009 14:41:31 GMT 1
Cat:Shane, you're a genius! Nigel:We're certain to win this audition now. Evan:Cat, I have a question. Why are your friends so weird?
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Post by catfann120 on Jul 30, 2009 19:29:05 GMT 1
Cat:What do you mean? Jeanine:I think he means that your friends don't say things correctly. They tend to get words mixed up or say them wrong. Kayla:I loved it when one of them said, "I can't tell krump from a garbage drump." That was hysterical! Dec:I didn't say that! Shut up and leave me alone!
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Post by catfann120 on Jul 31, 2009 15:00:19 GMT 1
Ant:Chill out, Declan. They're just talking about us. What's wrong with that? Dec:One of them said we were weird. Ant:I think we are weird at times. What's wrong with saying that? Dec:You know what, Ant? I really feel like tackling Cat Deeley to the ground and killing her! Jeanine:You can't do that! She's the best host in the world! Dec:I don't need to hear your two cents, missy. Jeanine:You'd better watch out. If you try to knock Cat to the ground and kill her, we're gonna come after you. Ant:What in the world is she talking about?
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Post by ericcantona203 on Jul 31, 2009 17:07:42 GMT 1
Ant: This is getting ridiculus its supposed to be a laugh Dec:You know how competetive i am Ant Ant:Yeah but this is going to far! a little bit of cheating is fine butt being violent is going to far Dec:Ok maybe your right lets go back and work on our routine
Fast forward to the auditions
Ant and Dec are waiting for there back up dancers to arrive Ant: I'm so excited where are these scantily clad women? Dec: they will be here soon i think its a bit weird we have not met them yet and had to show them the routine via dvd but they are professionals Suddenly the dancers arrive in steps "Sex" dancing derreck and a man dressed as a woman Ant :OMG they are stunning Dec:WTF Ant can you not see they are men! Ant:oh no sorry i dont have my contacts in
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Post by catfann120 on Aug 1, 2009 0:05:44 GMT 1
Meanwhile, Cat and her dance team are backstage waiting for their chance to audition. Mary:I'm so excited! I can't believe we're really here! Adam:This is going to be awesome! Cat:Let's knock 'em out! Who's with me? Everyone cheers loudly. Jeanine:Cat, I have a question. Are we just going to dance, or are we going to sing as well? Cat:Let's dance for them first. If they enjoy it, then I'll let you lead a song with me. Kayla:Can I sing with you? Can we sing a Daughtry song? Nigel:Listen up, guys. We're up next. Cat:Let's go out there and show them how it's done! A few seconds later, Catastrophic takes the stage to the sound of a cheering crowd.
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Post by ericcantona203 on Aug 10, 2009 19:36:26 GMT 1
Simon Cowell, Amanda Holden and Piers Morgan are awaiting in the theatre with an audience of around 2000 people
cat:OMG i cant do this i'm too nervous!! Nigel:What are you talking about Cat you have performed to more people than this before and dont forget its only a bit of fun Cat:Ok Nigel lets go everyone Cat puts on a hoodie jumper to help disguise her face form the judges
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Post by catfann120 on Aug 11, 2009 3:19:11 GMT 1
Amanda:Hello. What's the name of your group? Adam:We're Catastrophic, and we're here to show you our unique style of talent. Pierce:What sort of talent do you have? Jeanine:We dance and sing together. Simon:Ok, then. Good luck to all of you.
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Post by ericcantona203 on Aug 11, 2009 23:01:29 GMT 1
Cat and her dance crew perform an amzing routine which has everyone in the audience on there feet including Amanda and Piers Simon looks unimpressed as usual
Simon:I have to say i didnt like that..............i bloody loved it amazing except you under the hood your dancing was good but why are you hiding? Cat reveals her face to the audience and eveyone is stunned
Amanda: OMG Cat Deeley is that you??
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Post by catfann120 on Aug 11, 2009 23:36:29 GMT 1
Cat:Yes, it's me. Simon:What are you doing here? Nigel:We're here to have fun and show u that both America and Britain have talent. The audience cheers loudly at this remark. Kayla:Would you like for us to sing a song? Amanda:I would love to hear you sing together. What song are you going to sing?
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Post by ericcantona203 on Aug 14, 2009 23:40:07 GMT 1
They start to sing and Simon presses his buzzer as does Piers and Amanda
Simon: I think you should all stick to the dancing! its a real shame we cant put you through as your one of the most exciting acts i have ever seen but half of you are American and are not elligable for BGT
Amanda: Yes thank you all for coming that was amazing!
Cat and her team leave to raptuous applause and scream with excitment after there performance
Piers: I would hate to follow that act who is next?
Ant and Dec are next they decide to ditch the dancers and go on stage without them
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Post by catfann120 on Aug 15, 2009 17:26:05 GMT 1
Simon:That was very strange. I don't think I'm going to put you through. Amanda:I agree. Your song was very weird. Dec:So does that mean we're not going to make it today? Simon:I'm afraid not. Sorry.
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Post by ericcantona203 on Aug 16, 2009 19:29:49 GMT 1
Cat runs on stage Cat screams: haha i told you we would beat you Ant and Dec! Dec: I will get my own back on you Deeley mark my word! Ant:Cat man woman man we were only doing this for a laugh The whole audiance laughs and poor Ant and Dec leave the stage in shame...............The end?
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Post by catfann120 on Aug 17, 2009 22:41:47 GMT 1
I think that's a good ending, Eric. As soon as I get my computer from school, I'll be posting stories as I finish them. I want to do this by myself because you are going to be busy with the new house. Talk to you later, Catfann120
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