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Post by catfann120 on Jul 26, 2009 14:36:39 GMT 1
Hey, Deeley fans. As promised, here's the BGT story you've all been waiting for. I want to make it similar to our Narnia story (making it like a script) and adding dancers from seasons 2, 3, 4 and 5 to be involved with Catastrophic. Are you ready to see how this plays out? Here's the first part.
Catastrophic Kills The Competition Ant, Dec and Cat are sitting in Cat's dressing room at the SYTYCD studio. Ant:We should think about auditioning for Britain's Got Talent. That would be so much fun to do together. Dec:We can't just audition for our own show, man. That's crazy. No way am I doing that. Cat:I would love to do that, but only on one condition. Ant:And what is that? Cat:I'll only do it if I can put a group of people together to help us out. Dec:That's a great idea! What were you thinking? Cat:I was thinking of an idea for a cover band called Catastrophic. It would consist of the three of us along with the judges, contestants and cheographers from every season of SYTYCD that I have hosted. Ant:Brilliant! Can you get the group together soon? I'd like for us to start coming up with ideas for the audition. Cat:Sure, Ant. I can do that for you. Cat runs down the hallway and knocks on Karla's dressing room door loudly. Karla:Who is it? Cat:Hey, Karla. It's me, Cat. Karla:What do you need, Cat? Is it time for the show already? Cat:No, it's not. I wanted you to meet a few of my friends who are thinking about forming a cover band with a few of the contestants from the show. Karla:Cat, I can't do that. I can't sing a note in tune. Cat:You don't have to sing. You can either dance in the background or play an instrument. Karla:I'll think about it. When do you need to know if I want to do it? Cat:Maybe by Friday? We need to start planning for this audition. Adam Shankman hears their conversation and begins to wonder what is going on. The other judges and cheographers are so busy talking in Nigel's dressing room that they don't even notice when Cat knocks on the door.
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Post by ericcantona203 on Jul 26, 2009 22:09:45 GMT 1
Dec: I dont think this is a good idea man Simon Cowell will eat us alive! Cat:yeah but what if he doesnt know its us Ant:Yeah we can use make up to disguise ourselves no one will even notice Ant: Well i'm sure Amanda will notice your terrible dance moves Cat! hahaha Cat: Oi Ant i have you now i'm a very good dancer.....when ive had a few drinks! That's why we need Nigel and everyones help Nigel answers the door
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Post by catfann120 on Jul 26, 2009 23:33:34 GMT 1
Nigel:What's going on out here? I heard you talking about me, Cat. Cat:Hey, Nigel. I was just telling my friends that we need your help with this little audition we're going to do. Adam:Audition? What are you gonna do, the Funky Chicken? Everyone bursts out laughing except Cat. Cat:That wasn't funny, Adam Shankman! I'm gonna put you in the closet for that!
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Post by ericcantona203 on Jul 27, 2009 10:03:51 GMT 1
Adam: I ve been out of the closet for years! Cat: This is serious Adam me Ant and Dec are going to play a prank on Simon Cowell on BGT Nigel: Well i will definelty help get Mr high trousers! Simon has been asking for it Adam: I'm in too how can we help? Lil C: I will help teach you to Krump it will be Buc! Ant: What the hell is Krump sounds like an injury Dec: Ant man! that cramp you stupid lil idiot!
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Post by catfann120 on Jul 27, 2009 14:56:43 GMT 1
Lil C:I'll explain krump to you guys later. Travis:How about a contemporary routine? Mia:Travis and I have been working on a really good routine. It may work for the audition. Dmitry:What about a samba dance? Ant:What the blazes is samba? Dec:Antman, shut the blazes up, will you? Mary:I have an idea. Why don't we write some of these ideas down so we don't forget? Nigel:Great idea, Mary Murphy. I'll go and get some notebook paper.
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Post by ericcantona203 on Jul 27, 2009 16:01:12 GMT 1
Dec: Cat i know your friends are amazing chorographers but i have 2 left feet! and i dont know a Krump from a garbage dump! there far too advanced for me Cat: Let's leave them to chorograph something and we will have to work on a song
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Post by catfann120 on Jul 27, 2009 17:09:47 GMT 1
Benji comes into the room at that moment. Benji:I could teach you a swing routine for the audition. It will be so cool. Ant:I don't like this crazy termology. Can someone explain them to me? Cat:Benji, I think you would do better dancing with us. My friends here are not really great dancers. Kayla:I thought you were doing the Funky Chicken or the Cupid Shuffle. Those are easy to learn. Ant:Please stop giving us these dance routines. You're driving us crazy. Cat:Shut up, Ant.
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Post by ericcantona203 on Jul 27, 2009 17:57:43 GMT 1
Benji: Come on then show us what you have got Ant: I'm not dancing in front of you lot! Cat: If u cant dance in fromt of my friends how are you going to face Simon? Ded: Alright man stand back and watch the master! Cat: Oh no he's gonna do his robot dance again this is sooo embarressing Declan shows off his best moves and finishes with the running man Benji: Hmmm very err interesting (whispers to Lil C) "i think we have our work cut out here" Nigel: can you sing and tap dance? Ant: aye i can
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Post by catfann120 on Jul 27, 2009 18:32:01 GMT 1
Nigel:Wow! That was amazing! Karla:That was quite interesting. Could one of you be my dance partner next week? Dec:No way am I dancing onstage with you. I don't even know how you can dance. Karla:I could teach you a hip:hop routine. You'll love it. Your friends could join in too if he wanted. What do you say?
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Post by ericcantona203 on Jul 27, 2009 18:53:48 GMT 1
Ant: He's already had one of those haha Cat: hip Hop not a Hip op-eration you fool Nigel: Come on then Cat i think its your turn to show us what you have got! Cat: i'm not dancing on my own! Dec: ok Cat me and Ant will dance with you
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Post by catfann120 on Jul 27, 2009 19:16:42 GMT 1
Adam:Oh my gosh. You guys are too funny. Cat:Thanks, Adam. I'm glad someone enjoyed it. At that moment, several dancers come into the room. Sabra:What's going on in here? Pasha:Are we late for the competition? Twitch:Can I show y'all a crazy hip hop routine? Lacey:How can we help with this audition? Katee:Can Joshua and I dance during your audition? Dec:I'm not sure about that. We're having some problems right now. Ant:Chill out. We've got time. Travis:When is this audition going to be? Asuka:I don't know. Let's see if we can do anything to help them.
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Post by ericcantona203 on Jul 27, 2009 20:22:25 GMT 1
Dec:OMG this is too much cant we just do our own Chorography? Cat: you have some of the best Chorographers and dancers in the world offering to help and you want to do your own routine Dec:Yeah i will have you know i came up with the routine for Lets get ready to rhumble Cat:My point exactly! Dec: I will show you my class moves come on Ant Ant: Oh no not this again
Adam: OMG that is the funniest thing i have ever seen
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Post by catfann120 on Jul 27, 2009 20:45:28 GMT 1
Mary:Good grief. You call that cheorgraphy? Mia:That was kind of annoying music, if you ask me. Dec:We sang it and we danced it. What do you think? Benji:It was a bunch of crap. Cat:Be nice, Benji. These are my friends after all. Benji:Sorry about that. I just didn't think it was very good. Nigel:I didn't think it was that good, either. You have personality, but you don't have the talent to back it up. Shane:He's right. Y'all need to come and work with me. I'll make some stars out of you two. Cat:What do you think? Do you want to learn one of his routines?
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Post by ericcantona203 on Jul 27, 2009 20:58:56 GMT 1
Dec:I'm very upset leave me alone Cat:Declan grow up ...we all know your real talent is song writing Ant whispers in Cat's ear "Cat man woman man dec is about as much use as song writer as a chocolate fireguard! " Cat whispers back " I know that Ant but we need him" Dec: Yes your write i have written songs for all the greats Nigel: Really like who? Dec: Well err well Pj and of course Duncan and the cheeky girls! Everyone looks stunned Ant: Yes all the greats back in the UK honest Shane: Why dont you go off and write one of your master pieces and we will work on a killer routine
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Post by catfann120 on Jul 27, 2009 21:18:04 GMT 1
Dec:I don't know if that's such a good idea. Cat:Oh, Declan. Come on. Do it for our audition, please? Ant:I like this idea, but I'm not sure he'll want to do it. Nigel:I would love to hear the three of you sing something original. Ant:"Let's Get Ready To Rumble" is original. Cat:No, it's not. Did either of you write it? Dec:Well, no. Nigel and Cat together:My point exactly!
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