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Post by ericcantona203 on Jul 27, 2009 23:24:41 GMT 1
Cat: Well we do have a couple of original's Ant: What are you on about Cat? Cat: You know what i'm talking about Ant Ant: No No Noooooooooooooooooooooooo! Dec: Mine finest work
Nigel:Simon Cowell is going to split his high trousers! he will laugh you off the stage you cant sing that! Dec:Why not that was Number 1 in 3 countries! Ant:Yeah Afganistan Iran and Iraq! you only need one person to buy it and it goes to number 1 Dec:I know i still have the reciepts
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Post by catfann120 on Jul 28, 2009 0:41:35 GMT 1
Mary:Good grief. I don't think this audition thing is going to work. Janette:What are you talking about? Melissa:I think she wants an awesome routine to back up their amazing song. Nigel:The song they just did was nowhere as amazing as your routines this week. Mary:You can say that again. Adam:Hey, guys. I've got an idea. Let me go get my video camera. Dec:What the blazes are you going to do with it? Cat:I don't know. Let's find out.
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Post by ericcantona203 on Jul 28, 2009 10:51:39 GMT 1
Adam comes back and starts filming Adam:Do that routine again Ant:Why? Adam:I can make a fortune if i put this video on the internet! Ant: Thats it i cant take this it started out as a joke and now the jokes on us! Cat: Calm down Ant lets write a fun song while the other create a routine this will be fun say sorry Adam Cat elbows Adam in the ribs Say Sorry she repeats Adam:Ok Ok i'm sorry you are both great performers he says trying not to laugh Ant Dec and Cat leave the room and as the door closes everyone inside Nigel's dressing roomm brusts out laughing
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Post by catfann120 on Jul 28, 2009 14:51:37 GMT 1
Mary:Cat's friends are crazy. Mia:They can't no for an answer. Adam:You're right about that one. Lil C:Let's work on a krump routine. It's gonna be buck. Nigel:We don't have time to think about routines at the moment. Benji:You guys stay here. I'm going to check on Cat. Karla:I'll go with you. They both leave the room and go to Cat's dressing room. Benji knocks on the door loudly.
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Post by ericcantona203 on Jul 28, 2009 20:50:40 GMT 1
Dec:Go away! Ant goes out and talks to Benji and Kayla Dec: I'm not doing this anymore they dont understand my unique creativity! Cat looks into the camera Yes your a genius they just dont see it says Cat Cat:we need you me and Ant cant do this without you wipe away those tears Declan have you not noticed were alone Dec starts to brighten up Dec:oh yeeah that can only mean one thing! Me Cat all alone in the flat i think i think i'm gonna kiss her! Declan moves in for the kiss then suddenly Domanic bursts in! Dom: get your hands off my woman! Dec: What the........ Cat: Dom what are you doing here? Dom: i came to help with your routine Cat: Thanks but i told you before there is nothing between us and i got out a restraing order on you at the end of season 3!
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Post by catfann120 on Jul 28, 2009 23:35:16 GMT 1
Dom:So besides meeting this new guy, what else have you been doing lately? Cat:Dominic, please don't ask about it right now. Ant, Dec and I are trying to work on this audition for BGT. Dom:Ok, sounds good to me. I'll go hang out with Sabra and Pasha in Nigel's dressing room. He walks out of the room. Suddenly, Heidi comes into the room with Ivan, Comfort, Benji, Lacey, Dmitry and Asuka.
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Post by ericcantona203 on Jul 29, 2009 0:29:03 GMT 1
Dec: thats it i cant handle all these people! Cat:Declan i really had enough of your moaning! Dec and Cat continue to argue Ant: there's only one way to solve this a behind the sofa fight Cat:come on then Dec Cat and Dec go behind the sofa (in good old Chums style) Cat is the winner and Declan drags himself off the floor and says "Right thats it Cat me and Ant are gonna do this audition on our own! Cat:fine i dont need you two i have the best dancers in the world! lets see who Simon likes the best This is War! Dec: Fine! come on Ant Dec drags Ant away by his ears Cat: Oh no what am i gonna do now Benji: Dont worry Cat we can create a classic routine that will wipe the floor with those two Cat: What did u have in mind you know i can t dance Benji: but what if there were loads of dancers with u on stage and no one will notice your dancing Cat: oh i can be like the little kid in Diversity that one last year that just does the back flip at the end Benji: Yeah thats right Cat (he whispers to Heidi) more like the kid they put in the suitcase in last years audition! ;D
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Post by catfann120 on Jul 29, 2009 0:58:41 GMT 1
Cat runs over to Nigel's dressing room and knocks on the door loudly. Cat:Come on, Nigel! We need to have an emergency meeting right now! Nigel opens the door. Nigel:What sort of emergency meeting? Cat:We need to talk about these auditions. Ant and Dec have decided to do their own audition. I want to challenge them. Nigel:That's a wonderful idea! Why didn't I think of that before? Adam:How do you want this to be done? Cat:I want to find some really killer routines that we can all perform together. Mary:I thought you couldn't dance, Cat. Dmitry:Cat, will you dance with me?
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Post by ericcantona203 on Jul 29, 2009 11:31:50 GMT 1
Cat: As long as you keep your shirt on for a change Benji: we gotta do a swing routine Lil C: no a krump Shane: hip hop Dimity: no ballroom everyone starts arguing about the style of dance and the room soon fills will noise Adam: (shouts) Quiet!!! this is getting us know where Nigel: I agree lets think about this Adam:I think we should every style hip hop krump etc in the one routine Shane you can pick 2 dancers Lil c can pick 2 dancers Mia Dimitry Benji and we will have one huge dance battle the likes of no one has seen before meanwhile outside Nigel's room Declan is listening through the wall with a glass to his ear Dec:oh no me and Ant will have no chance now we will have to get some help but who are we gonna call? Ant: Ghostbusters? Dec: no you idiot we need back up dancers Ant: oh right i will give Steps a call! Dec:mmm maybe thats not a good idea
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Post by catfann120 on Jul 29, 2009 14:46:51 GMT 1
Cat:If we're gonna win this thing, we need to make this dance routine the best one ever. Nigel:That's right, Cat. We need this to be the best SYTYCD routine ever! Shane:Which dancers do you want to be featured? Cat:I don't know. We need to have dancers from every season of SYTYCD that I've hosted. Shane:Wow. That's a lot of dancers we have to chose from. Adam:Do you want me to film our rehearsals?
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Post by ericcantona203 on Jul 29, 2009 18:02:59 GMT 1
Cat:yeah it will be great to watch it back Shane: I'm gonna choose Twitch and Domanic Cat: but me and Dom are not allowed in the same room together! Shane: Ok i will pick Sara Von Gillen Lil C: I want Comfort and Joshua Mia: I have to work with Lacey and Neil Dimitry: has to be Pasha and Anya Benji: I will dance with Heidi Wade walks in "i ve just spoken to Hok and Jamie and there in for my routine" mary Moore picks Courtney and Gev
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Post by catfann120 on Jul 29, 2009 21:27:01 GMT 1
Nigel:But what about the dancers from season 5? They're the best ones we have. We have to use them. Adam:I'll work with all of them. Cat:Wow. This is going to be a crazy routine. Nigel:Isn't that we want? Cat:Yeah, I guess so. Mia:If we want to freak Simon out, we need to show up with as many dancers as possible. Shane:Let's go to my room and start rehearsing.
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Post by ericcantona203 on Jul 29, 2009 22:24:22 GMT 1
Both Ant and Dec and Cat's dance team work on their routines Dec:I'm really hapy with our routine but i'm worried about Cat there is no way i'mm gonna loose to a girl Ant: wouldnt be the 1st time Dec:Shut up u stupid lil idiot! i have a plan to make sure we win (dec looks in to the camera) It can not fail HA HA HA Ha HA Ha Ant: hahahahahahahhaha! Dec:Do u even know what i'm laughing about Ant: well err....no! Dec: I HAVE A PLAN TO STOP CAT THAT IS BOTH EVIL AND CRUEL Ant: What you gonna do?
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Post by catfann120 on Jul 29, 2009 22:56:19 GMT 1
Dec:I want to steal some of her dancers. She's got too many of them in her routine. Cat hears this and bursts out of the rehearsal room. Cat:Declan, don't you deare steal anybody from my group! If you do, I'm going to kill you! Declan doesn't say anything. Cat tackles him to the floor. Cat:If you want to borrow some of the dancers for the routine, that would be fine. But don't take them away from me! Dec:Shut up, Catherine! Cat:Die, Declan, die! Shane hears the commotion and comes running out of the room. Shane:What's going on out here? Cat Deeley, get your big behind back in here so we can finish our rehearsal! He notices that Cat is lying on top of Declan. He walks over to investigate. Shane:Hmm. Looks like we got into a little fight, did we? Cat:He wants to steal some of our dancers for his routine! I'm not going to let him! Dec:Get off of me right now! Cat Deeley, don't kill me! Shane:We'll see about that. Cat drags herself off the floor and goes back into the rehearsal room. Shane jumps on Declan and pins him to the floor. Dec:Get off of me, you idiot!
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Post by ericcantona203 on Jul 29, 2009 23:40:20 GMT 1
Shane: Shh i have a plan so you can win i have some amazing dancers that are too good for SYTYCD Dec: Really? that would be brilliant but why are you helpijng me? Shane: well i err we dont want a woman to win do we Dec: great you send the dancers to my dressing room and make sure they arent wearing many clothes! dancers are fit Ant: Aye the fitter the better haha i dont care if they dont dance Shane: ok i will do Shane goes back into the rehursal room "Man these English dude are stupid! i will get them some scantily clad dancers shame they will all be dudes haha i actually think the one with the big forehead would actually enjoy that
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