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Post by ericcantona203 on Jan 29, 2006 19:13:57 GMT 1
Doctor tells his patient " I have some good news and some bad news" Patient "Whats the bad news???" Doc:"We are going to have to amputate both your legs!"
Patient:OMG whats the good news?
Doc:The man in the next bed wants to by your slippers!
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Post by mrswhelan on Jan 29, 2006 19:26:16 GMT 1
;D lol thats quite funny
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Post by hayley louise on Jan 29, 2006 19:51:23 GMT 1
lol that shouldnt be funny but it is :)lol im crap at jokes i always forget them
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Post by smiffy89 on Jan 29, 2006 20:11:55 GMT 1
lol i like it
eres quite a racist yet funny joke:
a chinese couple have a baby wiv downs syndrome. they called it sumtinwong
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Post by ericcantona203 on Jan 29, 2006 21:01:08 GMT 1
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Post by hayley louise on Jan 29, 2006 21:14:31 GMT 1
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Post by ericcantona203 on Jan 29, 2006 21:37:42 GMT 1
whats green and smells
kermits bum ;D
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Post by ericcantona203 on Feb 2, 2006 19:21:15 GMT 1
man walks into a bar
Ouch! ;D
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Post by hayley louise on Feb 2, 2006 19:31:17 GMT 1
;Dthey r so bad u have to laugh
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Post by smiffy89 on Feb 9, 2006 18:17:34 GMT 1
instant chinese man: just add noodles
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Post by sweety13 on Jul 14, 2006 22:01:08 GMT 1
y'all are too funny...(y'all??? I ain't frum the south what do you call a psychic midget who escaped from prison? a small medium at large
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Post by hayley louise on Aug 20, 2006 21:56:09 GMT 1
y'all are too funny...(y'all??? I ain't frum the south what do you call a psychic midget who escaped from prison? a small medium at large oh dear LOL
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Post by tom on Aug 20, 2006 22:00:43 GMT 1
one from me ...
whats the difference between a woman and a tornado?
nothing, if one comes along you lose the house ;D
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Post by hayley louise on Aug 21, 2006 8:28:44 GMT 1
one from me ... whats the difference between a woman and a tornado? nothing, if one comes along you lose the house ;D
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Post by severindrax on Aug 29, 2006 0:19:16 GMT 1
stupid midgets: they're not big, and they're not clever.
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